DESK OPEN · ANALYSTS LIVE
COVERAGE38 sectors
REPORTS / QTR412
CLIENTS120+
LDN--:--:--
EST. 2017
Q2'26 Sector outlook · 38 markets · published Monday

Market intelligence at the
speed of a terminal

Glondia is a boutique analyst desk for operators, founders and investors. We turn messy markets into decision-ready briefings — built by humans, delivered like a feed.

48h
Avg turnaround
38/38
Sectors covered
120+
Client desks
9yr
On the desk
~/desks/q2-outlook — glondia-research
● live
analyst@desk ~/desks/q2-outlook $ glondia run --sector fintech
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Sources 412 filings · 38 transcripts
Models CAC / LTV · cohort decay ok
Interviews 14 operators · 6 LPs ok
Synthesis ██████████ 100%
QA review 2 senior analysts signed
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Brief shipped in 41h 22m
Sector outlook · Q2'26 · Fintech
3 calls scheduled · client desk
analyst@desk ~/desks/q2-outlook $
// THREE PRACTICES · ONE DESK

Everything you need to make a sharper call. Nothing you don't.

Research, advisory and data — wired into a single desk so the brief you get on Friday is the model you act on Monday. No decks for the sake of decks.

SERVICES
001 — 003
001 / RESEARCH

Decision-ready briefs,
built like firmware.

Sector outlooks, deep-dives and primary research — synthesised from filings, transcripts and 14+ operator interviews per brief. Citations, not vibes.

LIVE SOURCESCOUNT
  • SEC filings8,412
  • Earnings transcripts2,107
  • Operator interviews+14 / wk
  • Proprietary datasets62
  • Expert network320+
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002 / ADVISORY

Operators on call,
not a slide team.

Embedded sprints, board pre-reads and pricing teardowns from senior analysts who've actually run a P&L. Hours billed in minutes, not arcs.

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003 / DATA

Dashboards that
survive the boardroom.

Live coverage feeds, sector indices and cohort dashboards. Built by analysts, instrumented by engineers, defended in committee.

// SECTOR INDEX
FINTECH · LIVE
// COHORT DECAY
SAAS · Q2
// CAC / LTV
D2C · 12mo
// FUNDING
EU · WKLY
Access dashboards
// THE RESEARCH LOOP

Write the question. We model it, source it, ship it in days.

Every engagement starts as a single brief.toml — scope, sources, deadline. From there the desk runs in your terminal, your inbox, or your Slack. Your call.

PIPELINE
READ-ONLY
brief.toml
sources.yaml
scope.md
1# Glondia engagement brief — Q2'26
2client = "acme-capital"
3engagement = "sector-outlook"
4deadline = "2026-05-30"
5
6[scope]
7sector = "fintech / payments"
8geos = ["EU", "UK", "US"]
9horizon = "12 months"
10
11[sources]
12filings = "10-K, 10-Q, 8-K"
13transcripts = "earnings + analyst day"
14interviews = { min = 12, max = 20 }
15datasets = ["proprietary-1", "fred", "ons"]
16
17[outputs]
18brief = "42pp PDF + read-along"
19model = "./models/cohort.xlsx"
20debrief = "60min · senior partner"
21
22
run.log — live
stream
commit 8af2c1d
[mon 09:02] glondia/desk v4.2 · senior analyst on point
[mon 09:02] ───────────────────────────────────────────
[mon 09:14] kickoff call 42 min · scope locked
[mon 11:02] source pull 412 filings · 38 transcripts
[tue 08:30] primary research 14 operators · 6 LPs
[tue 16:20] model build CAC/LTV · cohort decay
[wed 10:40] draft v1 38 pp · sent to QA
[wed 15:10] QA review 2 senior analysts
citations · 217 cross-checked
models · tied to source
language · tightened
assumptions · surfaced + caveated
+12 minor edits
[thu 09:00] partner sign-off 42pp green
[thu 09:00] ───────────────────────────────────────────
SHIPPED · 3.8 days · debrief booked thu 14:00 BST
412
// reports shipped · 12mo
3.8d
// p50 turnaround
120+
// active client desks
38x
// sectors covered
// READ · SUBSCRIBE · COMMISSION

Reports and playbooks worth the desk space.

A working archive of what we publish — sector outlooks, teardowns and operator playbooks. Members read the lot. Commission a private one any time.

12 RECENT
4 FORMATS
// THREE WAYS TO HIRE THE DESK

Engagement tiers that read like a menu, not a phone call.

Brief us once, retain us monthly, or embed us in your team. Scope, deliverables and price quoted up front — no arc, no SOW theatre.

3 TIERS
TRANSPARENT
$ glondia engagements --list
Every engagement is partner-led, fully cited, and shipped with a live debrief. No ghostwritten footnotes, no junior pyramid.
BRIEF
$4.8k /one-off
Commission →
RETAINER
$12k /mo
Book intro →
EMBEDDED
Custom /quarter
Talk to a partner →
FEATURE
SOLO
TEAM
EDGE
DeliverablesWhat lands on your desk
1 brief · 40pp
2 briefs · ongoing
Whatever the quarter needs
TurnaroundFrom brief to ship
3–5 days
Rolling · 48h asks
Same-day on critical
Primary researchOperator + LP interviews
12+ interviews
Unlimited
Unlimited + network access
Senior partner time
60 min debrief
Weekly call
Embedded in your team
Models & data rooms
1 model · shared
Maintained · monthly
Live · co-owned
Board / LP support
Slack / WhatsApp channelAsk anything, any time
Quarterly review
On-site · partner-led
Response SLA
Email · 24h
Slack · 4h
Anywhere · 1h
// 38 SECTORS · 6 CONTINENTS

Coverage that follows the money, not the timezone.

Analysts on the ground in twelve cities, tracking 38 sectors across six continents. Local sourcing, global synthesis, every brief.

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REFRESH · 2 HZ
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South AmericaSAO2 analysts
EuropeLDN · BER · ZRH · AMS14 analysts
AfricaJNB2 analysts
Middle EastDXB3 analysts
Asia PacificSGP · TYO6 analysts
// ONE BRIEFING · ZERO DECKS

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